Seriously

I went to Ruby Tuesdays against my will today. I thought we were going to the Irish Democrat when I got in the car. Suddenly, we were going the wrong way. I was with several people that had boners over the salad bar, so there was no point in arguing.

To my happy surprise, RT has a veggie burger. I double checked, since last time I ordered a "veggie loin" it was a tenderloin with a few vegetables on it. I stopped pouting about the ID Cheese Wontons I was missing.

Then, to my coworkers' delight, a waitress tripped, dropped her tray, and dumped an entire glass of water down my back.

Why the F does this stuff happen to me?